Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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