i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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