i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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