Just fell off a train. Bad.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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