I must be too annoying 4 u.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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