that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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