Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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