My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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