do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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