a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Let's get the cat blown out
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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