you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My vagina is very pro this idea
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