What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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