oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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