I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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