So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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