try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We left the knife in your bed.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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