we made out on top of his cat.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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