went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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