So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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