Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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