YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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