He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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