Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dear god my vagina.
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