He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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