would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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