I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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