So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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