Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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