nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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