That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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