He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
