I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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