so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
