med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize