I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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