Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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