Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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