so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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