I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She said her name was "party"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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