she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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