If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can text with my tongue
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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