my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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