i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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