My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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