Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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