I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
