Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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