Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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