Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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