Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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