new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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