why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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