I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
