she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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