How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I think people are normalizing furries
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
