They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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