Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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