But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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