Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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